READ THIS, YOU SHIT.


Ever wonder why Sasuke attracts chicks so much?


I've always wanted to see chiken shit come out of Sasuke's head.


because his head is in fact, the shape of a chiken's butt.

Sasuke is the father of those little chicks, he was a rooster once. he was placed under a curse that turned him human [is that even a bad curse?], he had to become a ninja so uh.......long story, but Naruto believes it.

and so should you.


[These are for awa, and if you're wondering, yeah i kinda.. am making fun of sasuke loooool.]

Puns super intended

ps: which would also explain the whole evil-snakes-want-him thing. they want his eggs apparently.

THX MATT.

pps: I am also making fun of naruto. I can think of shit loads of ways that i could use that "BELIEVE IT" phrase to make fun of him.